my dad just walked into the living room saying “hey where’s bifrost?” and mom was like “what bifrost” and he was like “oh you, because you know, you are my bridge to asgard, my brigde to happiness” and I just died over how cute those two are
- All of France: "TOMORROW WE'LL DISCOVER WHAT OUR GOD IN HEAVEN HAS IN STORE!"
- God: "death"
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it
Looking for something to fill that void while on your hiatus or hellatus? Join the Hannibal fandom!
p.s. The Merlin fandom can come too.
are you going to eat us
We only eat the rude
Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.
Must reblog for that comment
That comment, my God..
If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.
Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.
Some of our favorite computer animated cuties all grown up
They’re the fucking Powerpuff Girls
^This needs to happen. Now.
