Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
there was an old guy taking pictures of teenage boys on his samsung flip phone on the train this morning and i’m still uncomfortable
i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud
gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth
look at him
hes like a little baby boy