Monday, July 21, 2014

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller)

destiel-flavored-pie:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

destiellica:

carry-on-my-otp:

dirkology:

dirkology:

dirkology:

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

found my mom burning on the celing, so he vouched to find the thing that killed her, and so me and my brother grew up on the road and was taught how to kill monsters

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

HE SAID

take your brother outside as fast as you can 

thetorontokid:

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

image

circlemaze:

swanishdynamite:

And all of a sudden they could be playing Sirius and Remus instead…

Just give it 20 years.

circlemaze:

swanishdynamite:

And all of a sudden they could be playing Sirius and Remus instead…

Just give it 20 years.

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

emu-sing:

k-a-l-i-e-r-r:


Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney.
You’re welcome.

I’m crying

i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused….

emu-sing:

k-a-l-i-e-r-r:

Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney.

You’re welcome.

I’m crying

i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused….

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

(Source: youaremynirvana)